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(Message started by: gozz on Dec 9^th, 2009, 4:49pm)

Title: Language problem.
Post by gozz on Dec 9^th, 2009, 4:49pm

A Sassenach goes into a cake shop in a Glasgow suburb,he points to an article on display and asks"is that a cake or a meringue",the baker replies "no its a cake". ::)

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by Highlander on Dec 9^th, 2009, 5:14pm

That'll be spoiled on 90% of you Englanders ;D

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by tonyboy on Dec 9^th, 2009, 5:15pm

what sort of cake is it.......... ;D

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by martin_rowe on Dec 9^th, 2009, 5:17pm

unusual to find some one from the eastern block who under stands queens english, I thought.

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by lesterlad on Dec 9^th, 2009, 5:28pm

on 12/09/09 at 17:14:41, Highlander wrote:

That'll be spoiled on 90% of you Englanders ;D

I'm lost.... ??? ...........89% to go ;D

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by tonyboy on Dec 9^th, 2009, 5:30pm

Has he got any pies in the shop..... it might have been a pie.......... easy mistake if it was a bit dark...... ;)

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by tootman318 on Dec 9^th, 2009, 6:40pm

Sooner have a bombay bad boy pot noodle! ;D They make you cry when you eat em ??? ???

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by gozz on Dec 9^th, 2009, 7:28pm

on 12/09/09 at 17:14:41, Highlander wrote:

That'll be spoiled on 90% of you Englanders ;D

Your dead right Stuart,they only go to hot places ;D
GOZZ.

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by tonyboy on Dec 9^th, 2009, 8:39pm

Och aye the scran in ye barn shop e braw. Dee ye ken......... ??? ;)

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by gozz on Dec 9^th, 2009, 10:12pm

Wot ? ::)

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by Jonnycab on Dec 10^th, 2009, 4:41am

An egg about a sweaty sexton lollipop .....Bit of a pony rum Gozz & not very bugs.....didn't make me bubble ;)

Tootman....I had one of those Bombay bad boy pot noodles a couple of months ago :o... It had me on the kitchen floor lapping from the dogs water bowl http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i101/jonnycab/smileyphp2.gif

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by NormanHall on Dec 10^th, 2009, 8:16am

I stood next to two scots arguing, to finish the conversation one said to the other, I ken ye no ken, ye ken, so I said to my mate what did he say, Oh he's just telling him he's a bloody liar.

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by Tons_of_fun on Dec 10^th, 2009, 8:43am

Rod, im right behind you m8...88% to go ;)...Gozz....EH !!!... JC... ;D As Gozz ;). All i want to know is was it a meringue or a cake....Mmmmmmm Cake ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by gozz on Dec 10^th, 2009, 9:08am

O.K. ::)
The baker being a Glaswegian,thought the Sassenach being English,said " is that a cake or am I wrong ".
Now Rodders and the other 88% can get a good nights sleep.
GOZZ.

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by Highlander on Dec 10^th, 2009, 10:56am

Surely Rodders doesnt sleep through the night AND through the day!! }{

http://i39.tinypic.com/2i0ufck.jpg

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by Simmo on Dec 10^th, 2009, 1:20pm

Thank you Gozz. What would we do without you!!? ;D

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by gozz on Dec 10^th, 2009, 8:12pm

;D ;D poor old sod gets tired these days you know Stuart,but that WAS a Sabbath day and what with him being so God fearing and all. 8)
GOZZ.

Title: Re: Language problem.
Post by Highlander on Dec 11^th, 2009, 9:24am

I thought he WAS God! ;D