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(Message started by: Jonnycab on Jul 26^th, 2012, 4:49am)

Title: An event in London!s
Post by Jonnycab on Jul 26^th, 2012, 4:49am

It is nearly upon us....yawn.....same old, just a different venue ::)

I got to thinking that maybe some new exciting events should be included, so as to make us uninterested folk want to watch ;)

1...Rollerball

2...Demolition Derby

3...Roman Gladiator events....to the death

4...Death Race 2000 (or 2012) up the M1

5...Medieval flail fighting

6...Jousting

7...100 metre sprint wearing lead boots

8...Relay with a lit stick of dynamite

9...How many donuts you can eat in 5 minutes

10...Naked female Jelly wrestling, or baby oil...I'm not fussy ;D

Can't think of anymore for the moment....anyone else got anymore suggestions ? :)

Title: Re: An event in London!s
Post by Baz on Jul 26^th, 2012, 8:01am

how about cricket with hand grenades

Title: Re: An event in London!s
Post by gozz on Jul 26^th, 2012, 8:49am

Or kick boxing with knuckle dusters and hobnail boots

Title: Re: An event in London!s
Post by Mike H on Jul 26^th, 2012, 1:08pm

Me likes http://livinginthepast-audioweb.co.uk/images/misc/thlaugh.gif

As we got the new swimming An event in London! village complex near us, how about high-board belly flop into kiddie's paddling pool ;D

Title: Re: An event in London!s
Post by Jeff on Jul 26^th, 2012, 9:43pm

Performance farting.

Sorry. Lowering the tone as usual.

Title: Re: An event in London!s
Post by Jonnycab on Jul 27^th, 2012, 2:51am

on 07/26/12 at 21:43:43, Jeff wrote:

Performance farting.

Sorry. Lowering the tone as usual.

How would 'performance farting' be judged ?....by pungency or decibels ? ;D

Visually, it would be much more interesting to watch if a box of matches was involved & a petrol soaked rag was placed at various distances from the source of ignition ;D

Title: Re: An event in London!s
Post by Snoopy on Jul 27^th, 2012, 8:02am

I think I am going to put some of these " O l y m p ic " words into the banned list. and ban completely the talk of An event in London!s on this forum.
It hasn't even started and already I am bored with it.
Don't get me wrong I support GB but there has to be a limit. I even get a message on the freeview TV to tell me to update so I can get even MORE An event in London! channels. I am only able to watch one.
So I will let you know what my decision is by tonight. ;D

Title: Re: An event in London!s
Post by Mike H on Jul 27^th, 2012, 2:35pm

on 07/27/12 at 02:51:11, Jonnycab wrote:

Excellent ;D

Title: Re: An event in London!s
Post by Scorpio_Mike on Jul 28^th, 2012, 12:47am

The 'School Sports Day 4x100 relay' consisting of :
Hopping, sack race, wheelbarrow and egg + sp00n - and make it yards instead of metres to confuse the majority of the opposition ;D

Title: Re: An event in London!s
Post by Snoopy on Jul 28^th, 2012, 5:01pm

The word An event in London!s and all associated words like they have done around the Stadium are banned ......! ;)