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(Message started by: ro284 on Jan 12^th, 2014, 9:34pm)

Title: Wind up merchants!
Post by ro284 on Jan 12^th, 2014, 9:34pm

I,m getting harrased by some misguided females! >:(Never touched them! They seem to be from a group who are anti blokes! i was looking out my window upstairs when 2 females in a roof down car swung into my drive! The fat passenger was bouncing up & down punching the sky, the skinny driver was blasting on the horn while trying to get wheelspin up to my window! ???
I am 70! no angel im a bloke! Then they reversed out again and went! my question is -what can i drop on them, to stop them? And if neccessary trash the car in my drive! without being arrested? Any advice please?

Title: Re: Wind up merchants!
Post by Jonnycab on Jan 16^th, 2014, 5:00am

Is this a regular occurrence ?....If so, then clock the reg number & call the police & make an anti-social behavoiur complaint :)

Or......spray brake fluid out of the window so it lands on the car. They won't see the damage until the next morning & then will be scratching they're vacuous heads & looking up at the sky trying to work out how it happened ;D

Title: Re: Wind up merchants!
Post by Andycan on Jan 16^th, 2014, 12:30pm

@ Jonny they will notice if the roof is down lol.

Title: Re: Wind up merchants!
Post by PJDavis on Jan 16^th, 2014, 1:50pm

Hmmmmmm. I'm not in accordance with JC on this one, I never like to damage any car because of the behaviour of the stupid occupants. Water is always a favourite! An open bag of flour, but make sure you miss a direct hit on the occupants.

Title: Re: Wind up merchants!
Post by amigafan2003 on Jan 16^th, 2014, 7:53pm

Don't use your drive and litter it with some large tacks. I'm sure a bill for four new tyres might make them think again about driving onto your driveway!

Title: Re: Wind up merchants!
Post by Jonnycab on Jan 17^th, 2014, 12:16am

on 01/16/14 at 13:50:59, PJDavis wrote:

Hmmmmmm. I'm not in accordance with JC on this one, I never like to damage any car because of the behaviour of the stupid occupants.

Maybe that would be a little extreme I suppose ;)

Title: Re: Wind up merchants!
Post by ro284 on Feb 11^th, 2014, 11:00am

Thanks for replies guys, hate to admit to being in this situation, thanks for the suggestions, not seen anything recently, probably due to weather! my health is bad as a result of the hassle, but probably self inflincted, The advice i can give is never say NO to a randy female! if you don't say No that is bad as well! Also it is unbelievable how much hassle you can get! it is a no win situation! on even more serious side i am on more medication from the doc! Whereas if it was a bloke you could slap him, or discuss it, as i have in the past, but females totally different ball game, (excuse the pun!) The bottom line, (excuse the pun) is there is no right of reply to lies gossipp misinformation!

Title: Re: Wind up merchants!
Post by Andycan on Feb 11^th, 2014, 4:24pm

So true Bob and not only that but the woman always has to have the last word lol.

Title: Re: Wind up merchants!
Post by Mike H on Feb 14^th, 2014, 6:28pm

How totally bizarre.

Like the tacks idea.

Otherwise I was going to suggest lobbing over them a bucket of 2 weeks old (well ripe) urine. Has to be prepared first of course, which is a bit of a palaver. ;D

Title: Re: Wind up merchants!
Post by Tayfun.tugra on Apr 22^nd, 2014, 3:54pm

on 02/11/14 at 11:00:09, ro284 wrote:

Rubber up and record it on video camera. Then post it over to an adult website calling it taking care of the trash.
Stay safe sir.