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(Message started by: big_neil on Apr 18th, 2007, 3:12pm)

Title: wot a way to go!
Post by big_neil on Apr 18th, 2007, 3:12pm
spotted in rush hour traffic today(18th) black scorpio hearse in caldewgate, carlisle, two men in front seats nearly lost their top hats gawping at my ultima in the opposite lane, no they weren,t carrying anyone in the back. looked quite unusual being as it was a long wheel base model

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by barrie on Apr 18th, 2007, 9:17pm
There is one here Neil, make a great pick up

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Scorpio-Limousine-Hurse-Funeral-Car_W0QQitemZ290105873738QQihZ019QQcategoryZ18308QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by sector-9 on Apr 19th, 2007, 10:56am
They're asking a lot for an early base model that doesn't even run!

Darren

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by TiberiuS on Apr 19th, 2007, 6:07pm
Wouldn't be seen dead in that ::) ;D ;)

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by ghia-x on Apr 20th, 2007, 3:24pm

1,  So wat do you do for a livin,
2,  I drive a hearse.  
1,  You drive one of them  :o, thats a bit of a dead end job :D ;D :D

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by TiberiuS on Apr 20th, 2007, 4:39pm

on 04/20/07 at 15:24:01, ghia-x wrote:
1,  You drive one of them  :o


No, I just sit in the back and enjoy the ride ::) ;D ;)

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by Ultima2300 on Apr 20th, 2007, 5:23pm
The problem with a second hand hearse? They drive 'em into the ground!  Boom boom! Aye thankwew!

Geoff

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by ghia-x on Apr 20th, 2007, 9:50pm

Did you see the other black scorpio hearse he had for sale. It had a dead good respray ;D. It had been painted by a company called heavenly paint jobs. HA Ha ha. }{

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by cossie_al on Apr 22nd, 2007, 8:35pm
Wonder what he treats his leather with?
fameldahyde formeldhidfermaldahide
enbalming fluid? ;D

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by Snoopy on Apr 23rd, 2007, 7:50am
Formaldihyde is a gas at normal temperatures and pressures... The liquid used by embalmers is the aqueous solution more commonly known as formalin CH2(OH)2  
Does all this info help , but we all knew what you meant . ;D

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by petehull on Apr 23rd, 2007, 9:11am

[]

I was mortified when I read this thread, then I began to dig the gist of it.

:-/

Pete

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by Chris_Basel on Apr 23rd, 2007, 5:04pm
He doesn't say in the advert what is wrong with it but there is something missing from the centre console, around the gear selector

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by TiberiuS on Apr 23rd, 2007, 6:23pm
It's also missing the big wooden storage box from the back >:( ::)

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by Spannerdemon on Apr 24th, 2007, 8:47pm

Quote:
It's also missing the big wooden storage box from the back


Yeah,  []  wouldn't buy it without the SPIRITS cabinet................  }{  }{  }{  }{

Gear lever would be too STIFF for me....That would give me GRAVE concern but there again, the BODY work isn't bad.

I was DEAD concerned about the spade I found in the back though!!  ;D

Might benefit from a FLAT LINE painted round it.  }{  }{  }{




Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by cossie_al on Apr 24th, 2007, 9:05pm
I said it before SD there is a stage with your name on it ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by Spannerdemon on Apr 24th, 2007, 9:30pm
Yeah I know. I was on it yesterday...............It's got a rope hanging at about neck height  :o

My missus wanted to play with the levers!  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by cossie_al on Apr 24th, 2007, 10:22pm
NO, NO mate that cant be allowed to happen.
You do have a real tallent all you nead to do is find a niche for it ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by Spannerdemon on Apr 24th, 2007, 10:53pm
ERE........Look wot I fahnd on the dashboard of this 'ere Erse........ :o

HERE (http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g25/xtr42gpnd/hangingParkingPlacard.jpg)

You might need to click on it to magnify it a bit!!  ;D

Quick!! Cut it aht an slap it on the screen before the warden comes round!

Cut yer parkin bills in arf mate!!  }{  }{  }{


And with that, Morticia and I are off to the cellar for a sleep. Might take a bit of SLAB cake and a cuppa.
Night all!!
  ;D

Title: Re: wot a way to go!
Post by cossie_al on Apr 24th, 2007, 11:02pm
My Printer is busy printing that as I type.
Sweat dreams to yo and Mrs Adams ;D



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