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(Message started by: Ford-Son-Major on Jan 21^st, 2005, 6:00pm)

Title: "SCORPIOSIS" What is it
Post by Ford-Son-Major on Jan 21^st, 2005, 6:00pm

SCORPIOSIS. Normally effects the male of the species.
Usually found in people that have been in close proximity to a Ford.
Not a common complaint these days but one that can manifest itself in several forms i.e. Ultima, Ghia, and Cosworth.
The only known cure at present is Large Injections of Cash£££ on a regular basis.
Long term effects are: Stress, Anger, Skinned Knuckles, and Empty Wallet etc.
Counselling for long term sufferers is best done by login on to Ford Scorpio Forum, and talking with other sufferers about your problems!

Are there any more long term sufferers of Scorpiosis out there?

Mike. 8) 8) 8)

Title: Re: "SCORPIOSIS" What is it
Post by craig on Jan 21^st, 2005, 6:46pm

now i like that.. ;D ;D..

apparently the more serious the case,sometimes involves some major "open wallet" surgery...... ;D ;D

"GET WELL SOON"

Title: Re: "SCORPIOSIS" What is it
Post by craig on Jan 21^st, 2005, 6:52pm

amanda (wifey),has just made my sides split..... :D
what about if you are one of us who has more than 1 scorpio ? ??? ???

would you then have
"multiple scorpiosis" ;D ;D
had to have a laugh at that one :) :)

Title: Re: "SCORPIOSIS" What is it
Post by Mrs Phuturephantasy on Jan 21^st, 2005, 7:17pm

Trust Amanda to think of that one :)

nice one mate ;)

Title: Re: "SCORPIOSIS" What is it
Post by waders on Jan 21^st, 2005, 8:08pm

Hey DARTON, dart, darton (any more I forgot),

It's a positive diagnosis ::)

But then, with three wallets (always "borrow" one off one of the others) the cash injections shouldn't hurt to much ;)

8) ;D 8) ;D 8)

Title: Re: "SCORPIOSIS" What is it
Post by daven on Jan 22^nd, 2005, 9:01am

on 01/21/05 at 18:52:42, craig wrote:

LOL ;D ;D ;)

Daven

Title: Re: "SCORPIOSIS" What is it
Post by Lee on Jan 23^rd, 2005, 7:53pm

Been to the doc's and only thing that can cure it is a opertion called BCA, which i think stands for british car auctions, but i don't think i could go through with it far to painful..

Title: Re: "SCORPIOSIS" What is it
Post by bazw on Jan 24^th, 2005, 11:19pm

its ok for you
i have granadaitis and opelitis
and unless i find a nice quiet bank soon i will have bankrupteritis

Title: Re: "SCORPIOSIS" What is it
Post by desperate on Jan 24^th, 2005, 11:38pm

d**n Bazw, now that does sound like an extremely nasty condition. I used to have capritis and sierraitis and although i still to his date have my weak moments... my strentgh has held off the addiction so far.

terrible, terrible diseases.

Title: Re: "SCORPIOSIS" What is it
Post by bazw on Feb 5^th, 2005, 12:01pm

i had sierraitis too got it when i had a dose of jaguaritis but i have that licked , hhhhhhuuuuuuummmmmmmm
licking jags drooooollllllllllll aaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhh